I was talking to a male friend from high school the other day, and as sometimes happens, our conversation veered into a discussion about boys and girls. “I only crush on rock star boys,” I said. He told me he had a secret: He wasn’t really a breast man, when it comes to the ladies.
“Me either,” I said, “Boobs are so overrated these days.”
HS friend replied, “Yeah….Have you ever seen any?”
Ooh burn.
They aren’t that small, but thanks.
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You know the drill. Secret. It really is real. It really is coming.
