Q. Why, pray tell, is my 7lb kitten on a restricted portion diet?

A. Because left to his own stealth-like, food filching devices he does things like this:

It is Mommy’s great fear that if she doesn’t do a better job of hiding the kibble, she’ll find him one day, bloated, purple, dead on the toilet with a ham sammy clenched in his greedy, little fist.

Or, scenario #2 is that one morning I’ll walk into the kitchen and find that my darling kitten has turned into something like this:

But I digress.
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Oh Secrets. I tire so of keeping them. *Le sigh*.

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