Okay so…
The Secret is this site. This is Haus 1.0. We’re 1.0 because we’ve still got a few things to tweak, so look for a few neat changes in the coming weeks.
The Story
For a good while now, I’ve been encouraged by those close to me to take this blog to the next level, to [...]

I always say I have no cash, and ask “will you take a card,” knowing that you won’t. The truth is, while I’m sitting in the parking lot, preparing for my entrance, I take all my greenbacks and put them in the change purse. That way, when I open my wallet to get my library [...]

Some use it to wipe their ass.
Others hijack it from beneath the bathroom sink, desecrate it, and then leave it on display like some sort of glorious and scatological art piece.

Either way, when your last roll of Charmin has been filched by your felines and you’re too lazy to go the store for reinforcements, well, [...]

I have many fears. Amongst them I count birds (greedy, beady eyes), small spaces (too teeny, too scary), stepping on frogs (ewww), and those miracle-of-birth reality TV shows (I like to keep my gratuitous cursing/blood and guts viewing restricted to Tarantino flicks, thanks).
One thing I’m also really afraid of is wearing a skirt in crowded [...]

With all my talk of secrets, I thought it only fair to come clean to you dear hannihaus readers. No, I’m not ready to reveal The Secret (it really is coming), but I am going to announce a new segment of this site called The Truth. The Truth will be my confessional, a place to [...]

We took a brief respite from our breakneck programming, testing, selling, supporting and writing to party doon at A Very Hip Software Company yesterday. It was an amazing day, but now I’m sad because I think I’ve peaked. I’m pretty suspicious that I just had the Best. Work Day. Ever. And I fear that like [...]

Q. Why, pray tell, is my 7lb kitten on a restricted portion diet?
A. Because left to his own stealth-like, food filching devices he does things like this:

It is Mommy’s great fear that if she doesn’t do a better job of hiding the kibble, she’ll find him one day, bloated, purple, dead on the toilet with [...]

So, I was at the natural pet food store the other day purchasing a high quality, human-grade (but reasonably priced) bag of cat food when I came across this supplement used by dog breeders. It’s called Concept-a-Bitch and contains progesterone-rich wild yams to facilitate a healthy pregnancy.
And I wasn’t surprised by this product. I’ve read [...]

If you haven’t figured this out yet, I’m a hippy who is obsessed with my two furry children, Bella Donna Bad Girl and Stinky Sphynxy.

Because I love my babes (and have an affinity for all things organic), I spend a lot of time at the natural pet food store. You’ll remember a few weeks back, [...]

Does anyone else find it pee-your-pants funny that Gdub has his panties all in a knot about ICAAN’s proposed .xxx domain?
Call me crazy, but I like the idea of porn being banished to its own dirty little corner of the Net. Maybe I’m alone on this one, but it seriously irks me when I’m surfing [...]