My coworker, Manuel, is trying to get healthy, and as such has made the excellent decision to go on a fruit and veggie fast. Having done this type of thing before, I know it’s not easy, so I wasn’t surprised to hear him exclaim “Goddamn donuts!” from the Very Hip Software Company kitchen.

Things can get pretty intense when you’re in a stare down with a big, old glazed crueler.

I told Manuel, don’t sweat the breakfast pastries. Don’t think “donuts” when you see those little circles of sweetness– instead, think “dog nuts”. And I think it helped Manuel. Dog nuts are not nearly as appetizing…unless you happen to be a Pomeranian in heat.

But I digress.

Oh yeah, and if you were wondering, that secret, it’s still coming.

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