So I’ve still got a secret, and no it isn’t that blogging is for dummies. Thank you Angelface for posting your message here on my blog… but in any event, yeah the secret is stil coming. And it will be divulged, all in good time my friends, all in good time.

In the interim I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of some really fantastic news. I’m an aunt… again!

Yesterday after 3.45 hours of labor, blonde haired, blue eyed, little Lilly Christensen, my darling baby niece was born. Maaa says she’s a keeper.

And as we’ve been preparing to welcome little Lilly into our fun and freaky family, I’ve had a lot of time to think about important things. I’ve been thinking about fertility and you and me and how we all got here.

And here we go!

So I’m not gonna sit here and lecture about the birds and the bees. I think we all had that health class in junior high. Everybody knows how babies are made – the stork brings them in the middle of the night, duh!

But seriously, if you think about it, to make you and me, all these criteria had to fall into place. It had to be at the right time, the right mood, and the right moves (if you know what I’m saying, heh.) It had to be right chemically and spiritually and physiologically.

In short, my friends, we are living, breathing miracles. You and I are wonderfully made.

And this is why I don’t understand things like war and racism. Let’s not hatorate, let’s appreciate…. each other. After all my friends, there were a whole lotta swimmies competing for the prize, but only one reigned victorious.

By virtue of our grand and glorious birthright, we are all champions. Yes, you and me we are winners in that great sperm race we call life.

Love you Lilly!