Reason #423 to move out of apartments and buy a home in BFE: the neighbors.
I was having a bout of insomnia last night and was, for a brief time, able to drift off to la la land. That didn’t last too long though. After about 10 minutes I was quite rudely awakened by the unmistakable moan of a woman participating in unchaste activities.
And she was audibly unchaste for about six minutes.
I then drifted back to sleep for another 15 or so minutes before – you guessed it – Miss Sexpants started back in with the boffing bedlam.
And I tossed and I turned, trying to shut out the disquieting sexcapades that were being (loudly) played out in apartment 202.
Needless to say, I didn’t get too much sleep last night. Apparently, my neighbor, She-Who-Whinnies-While-Riding-The-Pony, didn’t catch too many z’s either.
