Today we bought a Jeep… again. We used to have a Jeep. It was black and cute and bubbly-looking. As a matter of fact, the Jeep we purchased today is pretty much the very same Jeep we used to have back in the day.
Today’s purchase marked the end of a year long bitch n’ moan [...]

So I come home from work last night only to find an ungodly amount of what appears to be cat fur lying on the floor in the computer room.

Obviously this was distressing. But the cats seemed fine – they are jumping and leaping and licking and kicking just like always.
… In fact, Stinky Sphynxy is [...]

I have a White Trash Woman for a neighbor. She likes to leave her garbage piled up in the middle of the breezeway. I’ve never met her, but I can tell you that she uses cheap, see-through garbage bags and has an affinity for Wal-mart brand diet soda.
I presume that she has a daughter – [...]

My coworker, Manuel, is trying to get healthy, and as such has made the excellent decision to go on a fruit and veggie fast. Having done this type of thing before, I know it’s not easy, so I wasn’t surprised to hear him exclaim “Goddamn donuts!” from the Very Hip Software Company kitchen.
Things can get [...]

by googling “Gonnoreah.”
I am disturbed.
PS it’s still coming.

So I’ve still got a secret, and no it isn’t that blogging is for dummies. Thank you Angelface for posting your message here on my blog… but in any event, yeah the secret is stil coming. And it will be divulged, all in good time my friends, all in good time.
In the interim [...]

I’ve got a secret.

Yesterday, very randomly someone IM’d my yahoo, mwahahahanni. Initially I was v. excited b/c I figured it was a haus fan - someone who read the post where I messaged Manuel, and wanted to know more about me.
All access hannihaus, you could say.
But it became apparent two messages into the conversation that this person [...]

Reason #423 to move out of apartments and buy a home in BFE: the neighbors.
I was having a bout of insomnia last night and was, for a brief time, able to drift off to la la land. That didn’t last too long though. After about 10 minutes I was quite rudely awakened by [...]

The FDA is ordering that Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs include warnings about the possibility of vision loss due to blocked blood flow from the optic nerve.
I’m not surprised.
They always said it would make you go blind.