I hate to keep writing about this (b/c I realize there might be .5 of you out there who don?t watch the show), but I really feel like it’s important to discuss the madness that is AI.

So Bo - he’s made it through another week, and I can’t wait for him to get voted off. I mean, he’s gotten so vain glorious with his fashion mogul sunglasses and strategic hair smoothing. And this new shaggy, patchy rug he’s got growing on his face - does he believe that’s sexy? Who does Bo think he is anyway? The president of the United States? The freakin queen of England? The super cutie king of Indie/emo/folk music, Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes?

No! He is none of these. He is a pompous a$$!

I don’t know about you, but with each week, with facial hair growth reaching dangerous proportions, I think he’s starting to look more and more like another very hirsute celebrity:

And Federov - Although I despise the kid, I do have this to say about him. Being that Anthony hasn’t hit puberty, the chances of him committing a facial hair-related offense are slim to none. And I might like him a teeny bit for that.

And of course, Sausage Fingers - In an interesting twist, this week Scotty the Body changed up his look by shaving the ever present chin strap. While I find this action to be commendable for most, in Scotty’s case the lack of facial frizz made it painfully obvious that he is not destined to be the Idol. If he plays his cards right, he could be still an Idol - or maybe just idolized - or maybe just uncomfortably ogled at… I hear the Ghost Busters convention has an opening for The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and I can’t think of a better candidate!

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