I saw you this morning. I was on the treadmill. You were on the bench press. I was sweating to Jay-Z, brushing the dirt off my shoulders, running like Kirstie Alley to a Dunkin Donuts convention. You, girly man, in your teeny little muscle shirt, were preening and posing in front [...]

It’s probably wrong of me to do this: I’m sure the karma police are gonna come kick me in the butt - but I simply can’t resist!
So I was on MSN today enjoying my nifty new update with all its fancy features, when I happened to notice you can now post a buddy icon for [...]

So the housing complex is kicking my happy little family out on our duffers. In a matter of weeks the Pretentious Apartment Digs have magically transformed into the Pretentious Condo Digs, courtesy of a name change and a grossly inflated price tag.
Apparently people really will give their left nut for the (seemingly) right reason.
Yes, [...]

The pretense is over and the finally, the rollercoaster that is American Idol: Season 4 is drawing to a close. The lesser competitors have fallen, and all that remains are Carrie and Bo -2 kids with big hearts, big voices, and big hair.
And now, it is time for me to endorse my candidate for [...]

Last night Sphynx was running around yelling for absolutely no reason. Loud and persistent, Mr. Kitten’s one-meow opera was really getting on my nerves.
I picked him up and cuddled. I poured him some delicious kitty kibble. I even donned ye olde fully encapsulated gas mask in order to clean his [...]

A Very Hip Software Company is comprised of a real cornucopia of multiethnic techie employees. Small and diverse, in our office you?ll find someone from just about anywhere you can think of - from Britain to South America, Canada, Asia and everywhere in between. I even heard there was a girl from Alaska [...]

I hate to keep writing about this (b/c I realize there might be .5 of you out there who don?t watch the show), but I really feel like it’s important to discuss the madness that is AI.
So Bo - he’s made it through another week, and I can’t wait for him to get voted off. [...]

Kristoff told me that the last time he was on a roadtrip, he stopped by a gas station that was selling more than petrol, powerade, and chili dogs. At this inconspicuous shanty out in the middle of the marshlands, along with your hohos and coke, you can purchase the finest in smut mags. [...]

I’m really disappointed with the idols this year, and can not pick a favorite. None of them deserves to win, and I’ll tell you why:
Scotty The Body - Has abhorrent sausage fingers.
Carrie - Has no personality, and while her hair has gotten better in the past few weeks, I can not forgive her [...]