Hot.Fresh.New.
January 16th, 2005What’s hotter than J-Lo’s kathunkadunkdunk? What’s fresher than the freshest athlete’s foot just powdered with Johnson & Johnsons? What’s newer than the iPOD shuffle or news of the
ghost whose been arrested for haunting a European castle?
This blog - that’s what. Today, dear hannihaus readers, I am dubbing the 10Cent Sparkler “Hot, Fresh and New…er than it was yesterday.”
You will notice this blog comes fully stocked with fabulous new features such as:
- links to Friends - for those who suspect I don’t have any, ha!
- bright, shiny template with easy-to-read white background - revamped for those who complained that the previous lilac shade was actually more of a putrid purple.
- gorgeous new header complete with teeny heart signifying my love for Hot.Fresh.New blog - For those who loved the putrid purple, consider this header my tribute to the past. For those who still hate my use of the plum-colored shade, cry me a river. Like blue eyeshadow and Dawsons Creek reruns on TBS, some things are just too classic to discard.
- amazing new layout - look Ma, no frames! This layout is sooo 2005.
And best of all kids, starting from today, I promise each new post will be New. Yes, each and every post you read starting from today will be content I have never once published on this blog. It may be a small rehash, and may refer to the same topics I routinely discuss (ie weird smells, crazy friends, wacky family, hairsuite men) but in general, I will not be posting, word-for-word, sylable-for-sylable content that has been previously posted in this same blog.
Unbeleivable right? But it’s true! And this blog can now be yours for reading and enjoying 100% free - But only if you read today and only if you read within the next 30 seconds. For those who take advantage of this fantastic offer, you will also be receiving bonus bouts of laughter, causing you to snort like a pig and occasionally roll out of the chair which you are currrently occupying.
For good times and snorting-good fun, read this Hot.Fresh.New 10Cent Sparkler today!
Hanni at Hannihaus dot com
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January 16th, 2005
It’s about time! You were starting to sound like my grandma, the one that’s guaranteed to tell me one of 10 stories each time we speak. Just kidding. I have no idea what you’re talking about. You used to re-post old stuff? Well I really liked the old layout but just like your favorite comforter, sometimes you need a change.
If you need some new material for your blogs, here are some ideas: Gossip, latest thing Blake has done to piss you off, what kind of toilet paper you bought last time, things you do that remind you of your mother, explain how John Meyer could be attractive to those of us who are apparently going blind, which one of the females at your new office looks most like a male and why, promise to play a prank on someone at the grocery store each time you go and tell us about it (like follow someone from the entrance to check out), what Blake refuses to eat this week, what un-thought out decision Kathy and Jim did lately, and finally how loud was your loudest belch of the week. LOL if you can write about any of these, that would be cool.