And now for a very serious issue: if one more testosterone filled meathead pounds on my door, there will be horrifying consequences of a very real sort!
Twice recently these assholes from - well wherever they’re from,( they’re not my residents) - these guys pounded on my wooden door like their life depended on it. [...]

As I am now a distinguished Senior with many years of collegiate wisdom under my belt, I feel I must reflect. Today I went through some old papers seeing if i could filch information for this stupid case study project I’m doing. Well I didn’t have much to recycle, but I did [...]

I love brunch. And now for your reading pleasure, a hännihouse haiku dedicated to my favorite meal time. I call it, Ode to Brunch. Enjoy!
Ode to Brunch:Sunday brunch is yummy.Whether eggs, bacon,or toastthat junk is all good
I had brunch with ZP today. We each ate the usual: I chomped down a [...]

Oh god, the ants keep coming back. I think they are caffeine addicts, cause they won’t stay off my coffee maker. That’s cool. I like to turn on the pot and then flick them onto the burning plate. They melt.
ZP tried to cheer me about the whole incident. He said, [...]

The first bloody masacre of 2002 occured on august 20th. I, Hanibal Hänni, tyrant of southwest Virginia did not rest until they were utterly destroyed. I killed them all - big, small, young old, infants, whatever. I didn’t care. In fact I delighted at their misfortune - I smiled with evil [...]