Archive for January, 2002

What part of HELL NO, don’t you understand?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2002

I must have some sort of O-Town psychosis, because last night I dreamed Jacob was performing for me in a kimono. (Nice bed shot, huh?) He was singing a duet with some african american lady, also in a kimono. Oh those boy bands. They are insidious… always interefereing with dreams, and such.
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Sweet Dreams are Made of These

Sunday, January 27th, 2002

I had the most beautiful dream last night. I dreamed that I took some sort of travelling singing class, which required me to spend lots of time careering around construction sites on a yellow school bus. On the bus, I had the good fortune of sitting of sitting next to the heavenly [...]

the junior high legacy

Saturday, January 26th, 2002

ooh, ooh that smell.. that’s the smell that surrounds you… Isn’t that an eighties song? Anyway, I feel like i need to talk about the smell - factor. i am very conscious of smells. I think it all started in eighth grade. I was at lunch, feeling all self conscious and [...]

Our House, in the Middle of the Street

Friday, January 25th, 2002

Hurrah! The apartment hunt has begun, and I think we’ve got a winner folks! So, I’ve been hastling angelface about getting an apartment since November. After much roommate juggling, Larry “who let the jew out” Leve has decided he’ll room with angelface. This is nice, because angelface and Larry are already [...]

where’s the beef?

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002

Wow, did I pick a winner when I decided to study at VT! Apparently, in addition to being on of the 15 most wired campus’s in the country, we also have the unique distinction of ranking 7th in meat production This is kind of disgusting. Now, i’m no veggiehead, don’t misunderstand [...]

who called the Karma police?

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002

Welp, it must be a new record. Blacksburg actually had snow for two whole, freakin’ days, and now it’s melting. Alert the press! Excuse my sarcasm about this whole crappy - hot one day - snowing the next - weather pattern we have going here in the ‘burg. Maybe i’ve been [...]

Rant from the old maid brigade

Saturday, January 19th, 2002

Snow, like small pieces of a pristine quilt, has finally graced Blacksburg. I awoke at 9:30 this morning to see the white stuff falling heavy outside my window. I really felt like I was home, and even now, 7 hours later we still have snow, and i delight in watching the college co-eds [...]

4 guys, a girl, and a pizza place

Friday, January 18th, 2002

Yum, am watching a new N’Sync video on tv. Boys, I want to be your girlfriend.
It’s a very lazy Friday, and I haven’t got much to say really. I kind of wish my home was a little closer to campus (about 3000 miles closer), so I could spend the weekend away. Yeah, [...]

ASS SEX and trendy handbags

Tuesday, January 15th, 2002

About two years ago, I attended a 4th of july picnic at my friend alaskanlaura’s house. Trying to keep in the spirit of the holiday, I pulled on a red t shirt with the greek letters for ASS (my pretend sorority) on the chest. I thought it was v. cute, because the letters [...]

everybody was feng shui fighting

Monday, January 14th, 2002

Today was the first day of classes. I got home at 4, and the first thing I did was put on my pjs. I just couldn’t stand the constriction of my jeans. I mean, i haven’t worn pants for more than 5 hours at a time since finals back in mid December. [...]