Well, frankly, i’m a litle disappointed. I only got one response to my blight of the creative genius part I submission. That response was as follows: “ I think it means you need to lay off the crack pipe“. Thank you Son of Marx. Anyway, i’m working on putting comment links on every post. Hopefully those will be up in the next week.

Q: what kind of friday night shenanigans is more fun than waxing your moustache?
A: chinese food night at G and Hino “deez nutz” Banzon’s place.

In order to appease the domestic goddess inside, i decided i would cook a dinner for angelface and our group of friends. i chose an old classic and my personal favorite, mom’s chinese. the difficulty in making mom’s chinese is that it requires atleast 15 different ingredients, and a rice cooker. well, after shopping at kroger and owens cafeteria for the mix veggies, broths and starches, i discovered that i’d neglected soy sauce – a key ingredient. so we substituted packets of duck sauce for soy sauce, which, in case you dont know anything about the sauces, soysauce is thin and salty and ducksauce is thick and mucus – like. (Personally, i’m really turned off by the idea of anything that comes from a duck, because ducks are oily and dirty and v. mean with their little toothy beaks)

anyway, the next hurdle in my cooking endeavor was the meat. the meat we had available came in the form of six prepackaged “meat” filets. The filets were frozen and wrapped in bacon. Bacon of course, does not go with chinese. However, the boys insisted we add the bacon to the mix, because “everything tastes good with bacon.” I personally can think of a list of things that do not go with bacon, such as: eggnog, creamed corn, candycanes, brownies, tunafish,hotdogs, icecream, and rocky mountain oysters (the pig nuts thrown in courtesy of Slcknic – who says his nickname should be “the hottest guy on earth”)

The vegetables and rice turned out okay. And so it was that our happy family consisting of me, angelface, deez nutz, drewby and G, with guest appearances by Larry “who let the jew out” Leve, and Besser the craddle robber, ate our nutritious meat by product meal with ducksauce and bacon.

cheers!